I found the Greatest Place Ever

I hope all my friends come from California because I'm taking them all to them all the Lumber Jack. I thought my friend Brent was taking me up to the woods to kill me - but instead we were just driving half way to Idaho to go drinking. It was pretty awesome, log cabin in the middle of nowhere. I almost got hit in a bar fight between a father and son-in-law, and these guys were at least 45 and 70. It was awesome.